Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..
this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life
what a waste of tea
No, the above comment is the most British thing I have seen in my life.
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Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.
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science bitch!Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views
The video is 4:13 min long
Thats a total of about 4,249,580,516.5 viewing minutes
or about 71,020,258 hours
or about 2,959,177 days
or about 8,102 years
Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
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why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style
why wouldnt you be excited about that
WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.
When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.
See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
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No matter how much you want to disagree, there are people that want you here. Your friends, your family, acquaintances that you seem to make smile despite the fact that they hardly know you. Not everyone’s going to love you. There may be people that…
i’m 600% done
my sister just came home and i asked her why she was an hour late since today was orientation and she goes, “i had detention” and i’m like how the fuck do you get detention on orientation day and she says, “when i walked into my homeroom my teacher asked all of us why we came to this school and i told her i came to fuck bitches”
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Why must good things end!!!
Can someone please explain to me why firefly isn’t around any more! It’s such an amazing show!!!
